I write monthly email and blog content for Silicon Valley darlings like Soylent. Mmmm, creamy and nutritious.
I’ve written sponsored articles for mambo brands like Onnit, Soludos, tentree, TruBrain, Magic Spoon, and Kühl.
I’ve ghostwritten Forbes articles on lofty topics like a game show that’s sending someone to space, among others.
I’m a regular writer at small kickass agencies that deliver glittering campaigns across all types of industries.
I write a monthly newsletter that goes out to 10k folks with open rates up to 37%.
I’ve written websites, brand stories, and product launch copy for sustainable brands like Bamboo Ave.
I’ve written dozens upon dozens of blogs for one prestigious LA ecommerce agency.
This one time, I wrote a pretty sweet Fintech website.
I’ve had the chance to sip juicy CBD beverages, then write juicy product descriptions for them.
I’ve written the materials for cannabis mints that are in dispensaries as far and wide as…who the hell knows?!
Once, I wrote a script for a TV show that won a fucking Emmy.
I’ve written more scripts for TV shows and product packaging for PatchStiks (uh, what tf is a PatchStik?).
…okay, that was a boatload of braggadocios flexing. I’m going to salvage my humility and stop here. Still aren’t convinced? There’s juicier details below and lots of fun stuff to read. Please, by all means, poke around.